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There is not alot of competition for me to put up with when it comes to being the biggest fan of dvd commentaries. Not many people wacth them. It's unfortunate that people don't notice the time and effort that the cast and/or crew goes through in order to sit down and talk about what their wacthing. I've tried it and I didn't even talk once. I was just annoyed by the people talking while i was trying to wacth the movie. And plus I got in to hand to hand combat with Peter Jackson. I don't even know what the hell he was doing at the commentary for Snow Dogs. Cuba Gooding jr. made it seem like he belonged there.That commentary didn't even get up being recorded. Apparently Rick Moranis forgot to put on the microphones. Once again, what the hell was Rick Moranis doing there?

So I geuss the only formal commentary I've been in was when Me and Randy Newman recorded ourselves while we listened to the Theme from Shaft on Hal Sparks' Stereo. Whicth ended in Randy Newman giving me a restraining order. He was an ass.

I suppose the reason for the lack of people veiwing Dvd commentaries is that they're too busy wacthing the thearatical trailer that they allready saw nine months ago when they went and wacthed The Illusionist. Curiosity got the best of then. That's the problem with today's society. They don't wanna learn anything new, especaily from somebody who they can't see. I think that's rediculous because we listen Howard Stern, but I don't think we learn anything from that idiot. Just gross.

Another reason for the lack of people wacthing commentaries is the lack of Commentaries and the reason for that is Harland Williams. I can see it in his eyes that he likes disturbing people while they're in the middle of doing a dvd commentary. He knows that if there's one slipin the entire commentary even if its just at the end, they have to start over. I can't imagine how many times somebody has these words at him, "Harland Williams! How many times have I told you not to disturb me after Sam Rami and I walk in to a room with 3 microphones and a big screen t.v!"

He responds by saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," but he's not. Inside he's glad that her ruined their commentary. I bet that alot of the people that were disturbed by Harland wished that he was Drew Carrey, because at least he'd have something to say about the movie they're wacthing. Drew Carrey has seen every movie ever made and has something to say each one. All Harland Williams wants to talk about is him lurking around the dumpsters like a rodent, looking for peices of papers with peoples pin numbers written on them. Drew Carrey would never do that. I sometimes wonder what I would say if I were face to face with Drew Carrey and I would probably say, "where the hell have you been?"

Don't worry, I checked Imdb.com and Drew Carrey is not dead, so I won't be getting any angry letters telling me how insensitive I am.